I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry)

sdevilheart:

raygender:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

the sky heard us all imagining how is touch the sky so it turned into a bird so we could touch it

ahaha rebloggin for that neopets references. man, that takes me back.

sdevilheart:

raygender:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

the sky heard us all imagining how is touch the sky so it turned into a bird so we could touch it

ahaha rebloggin for that neopets references. man, that takes me back.

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

awwww-cute:


"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

mypreciouslittleblog:


my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)